28 Ekim 2015 Çarşamba

*IMNASSIPLE

             Once upon a time, there was a prince and a princess. They lived far far away from each other. The princess lived in the Gayseri Kingdom and the prince lived in the Gars Kingdom. The princess was the most beautiful princess of them all. Her name was Albunea. The prince was as strong as a lion. His name was Italos. 

            Both of their parents wanted them to get married. But they were waiting for their true loves. One day, Italos got bored of playing farmville on facebook. He started to look at ‘’people you may know’’ part of facebook. Then Italos found himself looking at Albunea’s profile. When Italos was stalking her, Italos saw that Albunea was single and the lady of his dreams. Italos decided to meet his little lovely ladybug. There was just one problem. Italo did not know were Albunea lived. He waited Albunea to check-in, so Italo would know which kingdom she lived in. Suddenly Albunea checked in. She was in starbucks in Gayseri Kingdom. Italo decided to go to Gayseri without his parents’ permission. However ,the next morning, Italo started his journey with his horse. It’s name was Duldul.

            Italos and Duldul were riding through the forest. Strange things started to happen! They exceeded their speed limit. They did not realize there was a radar control ahead of them. After a little while, the snakepolice swang from the tree. The snakepolice told them to stop. Italos did not listen. The snakepolice showed Italos his teeth. Still Italo kept riding his horse. All of a sudden, the snake jumped from the tree and bit Duldul’s hoof. Duldul fell to the ground and his brain was in million pieces on the ground. Duldul was suffering in pain. Italos looked back, he saw the snakepolice under Duldul’s hoofs. Both of them were dead. Italos, crying, got up and carried on. Later on Italos arrived to Gayseri Kingdom doors. He knocked the door and went inside. He was lookig for the princess. Miraculously, Italos noticed the princess taking selfies with other ladies. Italos ran into Albunea and told his story. Despite his dirty look, princess was so impressed of Italos’ courage and ambition.

The prince and the princess got to know each other more when they spent a lot of time together. One day, the prince was going to propose to the princess. He hid the diamond ring inside a cake. He was so excited. The princess had her first bite. She did not notice the ring. Suddenly she started to choke. The prince was in shock! Albunea turned red. She got breathless! She fell down and died! The prince lost his mind! He always waited for Albunea to come back but it was too late..


P.S.: NEVER GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT ASKING PARENTS’ PERMISSION! :)

Imnassiple: A make up word that means ''something not destined to be (by God) '
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Note: This is an original piece of narrative please cite this website if you want to use this for any educational purposes. The text was produced by YÜSRA YILDIRIM; ELİF AKAN; SAİDE ARSLAN.



THE HEROINES OF THE SMART BOARD

Once upon a time, in Kasseria there was a joyful English Language Teaching Class which was full of bighearted students. In this class, there were three intelligent and hardworking girls named Cansumius, Zeynorious and Hatchengle. Also these were such mysterious girls that nobody knew who they really were, where they came from and with whom they did hang out.

One day, when this sweet class was having an Advanced Text Analysis course, their lecturer Mr. Erdemous realized that the class had not done their homework, but the three famous girls. He got mad and started to shout at students. ‘You all made me sad!’ said he. ‘Five points will be taken from your score back!’ And suddenly, a huge black hole emerged on the smart board behind him and swallowed him up.

While the students were stupefied and panicked, Cansumius, Zeynorious and Hatchengle had already started to think about what happened to Mr. Erdemous. They told the rest of the class to calm down. They thought that it happened because Mr. Erdemous said the magic words for the parallel universe behind the smart board. They tried to figure out the magic words. They repeated almost all of the things he said and when they said ‘Five points will be taken from your score back’, again the black hole emerged and swallowed them up. They landed on a green area and they saw a creature which is like a skeleton.  ‘Who are you!’ said the bravest one Hatchengle. The creature said: ‘I am Grendel. I have a riddle for you. If you answer it correctly, I will give you the map that paves the way for finding your lecturer.’ The girls said: ‘We all are ready to do everything.’ ‘What do you call a witch at the beach? (*)’ asked Grendel. They thought for a while and found the answer. ‘Sandwich!’ said they. ‘Correct!’ said Grendel and gave them the map. It was time for challenging journey.

Their first station was brobdingnag. They stepped into the village of giants. Giants told them that if they wanted to pass the village to reach their lecturer, they had to wash their dishes. Their boilers were huge and girls washed them for days. Fortunately, giants were pleased with their efforts and let them go. Then, their second station was the valley of spiders. They were supposed to pass through the forest full of those huge creatures. They were rounded with them. At that hopeless time, three handsome boys came into view with three Pegasuses which looked magnificent with their huge wings. They saved the girls and took them to the foot of the Olympus Mountain. The girls saw Mr.Erdemous beside the Giant Dragon. The Dragon said: ‘The smart board took your lecturer because of his cruelty. He shouted at miserable students and I will not give him to you.’ But the three brave handsome boys and clever girls fought with the dragon and killed it. The girls said the magic words and the black hole emerged again. They thought that they found their real love but they had to make sacrifice to return to real life so they said their farewells to the boys and went back to the world with their lecturer. Mr.Erdemous thanked to them and promised to give them extra points in front of the class.

They lived happily ever after with their high scores.

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